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dreamcatch3rs:

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bemyforeverx3:

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

fucking barbie ..

i just reblogged like a bazillion of your photos hahaha love your tumblr !!! <3

I loveeeeeee you bb!

× 1 Asked by country-road

You've become extremely more sexual since you've hit college ;)

Hoping thats not a bad thing ;)

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